What To Do If A MAGICAL Donut Attacks You
(Another day inside wolfies twisted mind...lol)
Step 1 - Take note of what colour it is. If it is Brown or Pink, slowly back off, if it is Blue or Yellow, stand completely still....it won't see ya, and if it is Purple, run like all hell.
Step 2 - Grab a shotgun.....or if a shotgun isn't handy, a pot of coffee....heh heh heh
Step 3 - Take aim, and shoot/soak the donut. Grab something solid and beat repeadedly
Step 4 - Find a wild animal, let him chomp the donut into buggery ;) lmao
Step 5 - Mop up the mess on the floor, and remember, icing is almost impossible to get out of the carpet..lol
Step 6 - If the donut has bitten you, go get a rabies shot, you never know where they have been...rotflmao!
