Superhero Jokes
Superman is flying around the city, feeling rather horny. He flies to Batman's cave and says, “Batman, wanna go pick up chicks?” Batman answers, “Nah, I have to clean the Batmobile!” Superman flies off to Aquaman's underwater cave, he asks, “Aquaman, wanna go pick up chicks?” Aquaman answers, “No, I have to feed my dolphins.” Superman flies off to Wonder Woman's apartment, hoping to score. He sees her striped naked on the bed. So Superman, moving at the speed of light, flies in, rips his clothes of, fucks her, puts his clothes back on, and flies out the window. Wonder Women says, “What was that?” The Invisible man replies, “I don't know, but my ass is killing me!”